White House intern learns of 707HP Challenger, faints

"DCCARGEEK" (dccargeek) 07/02/2014 at 10:36 • Filed to: None

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Yesterday, the White House, along with Chrysler, announced that the new Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat would come equipped with a terrorist-stopping 707 horsepower sledgehammer of an engine.

That was too much for one White House intern. Overcome by the shear thought of America producing a 700 horsepower vehicle she fainted.

The Hellcat is an official intern dropper.

America, don't lock your knees.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > DCCARGEEK 07/02/2014 at 10:45

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Hey this is a free country. I'm locking my knees if I damned well please. You can't control me you commie, pinko big government nanny.

will_kern > DCCARGEEK 07/02/2014 at 12:43

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I am oppositelocking my knees thank you very much

Dubblewhopper > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 07/02/2014 at 12:58

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And every time I re-read your post, all I hear is Archie Bunker talking to Meathead or Edith.

AMDX1325 > DCCARGEEK 07/02/2014 at 13:22

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Must be overworked...

Chteelers > will_kern 07/02/2014 at 13:25

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Sounds painful.

Rickster3rd ¯\_()_/¯ > DCCARGEEK 07/02/2014 at 14:03

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This probably happened when she thought about all that raw power.

multiple wheels for each day of the week > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 07/02/2014 at 14:36

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thud !!!!!!!

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Chteelers 07/02/2014 at 14:40

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Comes with a sickening wet snapping sound.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > multiple wheels for each day of the week 07/02/2014 at 16:01

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That's the thud of liberty you ungrateful freedom hating rat.

multiple wheels for each day of the week > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 07/02/2014 at 16:15

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i thought it was the thud of your dome bouncing off the floor ... LOL

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > multiple wheels for each day of the week 07/02/2014 at 16:44

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That too

theimmc > AMDX1325 07/02/2014 at 17:01

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So... "Thanks, Obama!"?